A liberal outlet reportedly mocked Rand Paul for the injuries he sustained following his assault on Friday, according to BizPacReview. The article suggested that based on the severity of Paul’s injuries versus the size of his attacker, he must have weak bones.
Splinter, the liberal publication that printed the article, suggested Paul isn’t drinking enough milk.
Check it out:
“You get old and stop drinking milk and next thing you know every time a medium sized neighbor tackles you all your ribs are snapping like the buttons on tearaway pants.”
The writer, Hamilton Nolan, continued, “Meanwhile if you had stayed on your milk game, you would have not only had brawny bones but muscles as well—thanks to the protein packed into every serving of milk.”
And then, he ended his article with a suggestion that Paul drink milk until he’s “dead.”
“The important thing is you keep downing glass after glass of that frosty creamy calcium treat. Don’t stop until you’re dead. Drink that milk Rand Paul. This is not a game out here.”
Senator Paul suffered five broken ribs and bruised lungs after a disgruntled neighbor blindsided him while he was mowing his lawn at his home in Bowling Green, KY.
His attacker, 59-year-old Rene Boucher, is apparently known throughout the neighborhood for starting confrontations with neighbors and for his strong liberal views.
Boucher is currently facing fourth degree assault charges.