A Liberal Writer Just Mocked Rand Paul’s Assault In The Most Disgusting Article Of The Century


A liberal outlet reportedly mocked Rand Paul for the injuries he sustained following his assault on Friday, according to BizPacReview. The article suggested that based on the severity of Paul’s injuries versus the size of his attacker, he must have weak bones.

Splinter, the liberal publication that printed the article, suggested Paul isn’t drinking enough milk.

Check it out:

“You get old and stop drinking milk and next thing you know every time a medium sized neighbor tackles you all your ribs are snapping like the buttons on tearaway pants.”

The writer, Hamilton Nolan, continued, “Meanwhile if you had stayed on your milk game, you would have not only had brawny bones but muscles as well—thanks to the protein packed into every serving of milk.”

And then, he ended his article with a suggestion that Paul drink milk until he’s “dead.”

“The important thing is you keep downing glass after glass of that frosty creamy calcium treat. Don’t stop until you’re dead. Drink that milk Rand Paul. This is not a game out here.”

Senator Paul suffered five broken ribs and bruised lungs after a disgruntled neighbor blindsided him while he was mowing his lawn at his home in Bowling Green, KY.

His attacker, 59-year-old Rene Boucher, is apparently known throughout the neighborhood for starting confrontations with neighbors and for his strong liberal views.

Boucher is currently facing fourth degree assault charges.


  1. I have come to the conclusion that democrats don’t think with their brains, they think with their mouths. This conclusion comes from the way the Dems talk in the house and senate. Its all about hate with the Dems. Hate and jealousy. They are actually useless to our country.

  2. I wouldn’t go that far. Some at least try to think through the issues. But, they seem to be far and in-between. I do believe we need to rethink the political side of the story. It has become impossible to believe anything will actually be done in Congress to advance the success of our nation. The Dems and many of the Republicans are worthless puppets of the one world government wannabes!

    I fully believe that prayer is a necessity! II Chronicles 7:14 makes it clear!

    “…if My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.”


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